Lovely Daughter emails a joke...

The beautiful young woman who is the mother of My BEEootiful Pixie sent this earlier this week and I just now remembered to post it. Love it, MissKait, thank you!

Luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always
been beyond my means but I took out a luxury car last week, just to drive
that sucker. The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and
options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained the seats
directed warm air to your butt during the winter and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a republican car. He asked why I thought it
was a republican car, and I explained if it were a democrat car the seats
would blow smoke up your ass year round.